Since which era, which dynasty, WHICH MILLENNIUM did the word "no" ever get translated into the male psyche to mean "yes"?

I guess I can't speak for the rest of the female population, but when I say "no", it actually means what it says on the box: No.

Make fun of me and call me names, fine. It doesn't hurt me. But you're not ever going to get me to say yes to something I've already said no to. Must I explain why I don't want to do something? Why does it concern you? I have reasoning for everything I do and I have nobody else to explain it to but myself. So don't go pulling my leg and don't go pushing me down because YES you're just going to get the big, feisty "eph you" if you push me too far.

Get over yourself and stop being so obnoxious. Chicks DON'T dig that. You're not as funny as you think you are.

Rant over.